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Zimmer Radio to Launch New Radio Station in Joplin

Posted by Kaylee Cole on April 1, 2021 at 12:00 AM
Classic Hates Radio StationZimmer Radio is pleased to announce we are bringing a new radio station to Joplin: “Classic Hates 39.9!” On Classic Hates we will only play the worst rated songs in history, the songs that get stuck in your head and make you wish you could erase your memory entirely. As a company, we believe in pioneering radio excellence and, as such, this new station will be the first of its kind. No other radio station in the world uses our new format. 
Look forward to hours of absolute nausea as we play song after song of the worst the music industry has to offer. When you’re bored of cliché “best of” stations, Classic Hates is here to give you a much needed respite from quality, enjoyable music. When you’re on your morning commute you’re not in the mood for upbeat music, you need a station that matches your mood - you need Classic Hates. 

Featured Songs on Classic Hates 39.9

We’ve dug through the worst rated songs throughout the decades to bring you the truly most awful songs in history. Take a look at a preview of the lowest rated songs you can expect to loathe on Classic Hates:

  • Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
  • You’re Beautiful - James Blunt
  • Rockstar - Nickelback
  • My Cadillac Gets Me Attention - Lloyd Schmitt 
  • Baby - Justin Bieber
  • Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
  • The Christmas Shoes - NewSong
  • Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
  • I Lost My Watch - SeaSponge 
  • Don’t Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
  • Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da - The Beatles
  • I Played Chicken With a Train - Cowboy Troy
  • I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
  • Ironic - Alanis Morrisette
  • It’s a Long Drive to Toronto - Nancy McMannis
  • Play That Funky Music - Vanilla Ice
  • Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.
  • I Got the Flu (Sick for You) - Run Away Cats
  • Hip to Be Square - Huey Lewis and the News
  • Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley 

Classic Hates Smartphone App

Alongside the launch of Classic Hates 39.9, we will also offer a smartphone app available for Apple and Android users. The Classic Hates 39.9 app will launch a completely new feature not currently on any of our other apps! Each time a song plays on Classic Hates, users will receive a notification from the app. The new feature will make sure you never miss an awful song again. The Classic Hates app will also have all the same features from our other station apps including:

  • Alarm clock 
  • Vote for your most hated songs
  • Stay up to date with weather forecasts
  • Open mic allows you to request songs and talk to us
  • Enter contests on Classic Hates 39.9

It’s too bad to be true! The station you never knew was missing from your life is here not to stay! April Fools! There is no such thing as Classic Hates 39.9 and there will be no app.